What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:54

You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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